Guide to a real irish
st. patrick's day
There's no green beer in Ireland. Drink whiskey.
It's a day to celebrate a nation, not embarrass two.
There's no need for a pickleback shot if you're drinking good whiskey.
it's saint patrick's day or paddy's day. saint 'paddy's day' would be celebrating a burger.
The day you actually find a leprechaun is the day you should dress up as one - ditch the green top hat.
On march 17, it's all about good craic - food, friends, and whiskey.
Do not sing danny boy if the only words you know are "danny" & "boy".