Guide to a real irish
st. patrick's day
#1
There's no green beer in Ireland. Drink whiskey.
#2
It's a day to celebrate a nation, not embarrass two.
#3
There's no need for a pickleback shot if you're drinking good whiskey.
#4
it's saint patrick's day or paddy's day. saint 'paddy's day' would be celebrating a burger.
#5
The day you actually find a leprechaun is the day you should dress up as one - ditch the green top hat.
#6
On march 17, it's all about good craic - food, friends, and whiskey.
#7
Do not sing danny boy if the only words you know are "danny" & "boy".
#8
For all other questions, please consult your bartender.
